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[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.[A bus, it was fun]
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blond.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[X] You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire. [It was no accident...]
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.
[X] You have fallen asleep in class.
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking. [Happens WAY too often]
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally [Everyone does at least 7 times in their lifetime, I call bullshit on this one]
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[X] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[ ] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.[I have hearing problems )= ]
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. [I can do simple math (= ]

total: 11

Now multiply your total times 4 and re-post this as "I'm __% Mentally Ill!".